Once upon a time there was a man. His birthday was coming up and his friends wanted throw him a surprise party. They wanted it to be the best party for him, so they formed a planning committee and sought to learn what kind of party he wanted using discreet means of inquiry.
However, the planning committee was taken over at first by some religious zealots. They didn't care what kind of party he wanted. They wanted to use his birthday as an excuse to have the party they wanted. It took a lot of effort, but eventually the zealots were kicked off the planning committee and excluded from even attending the party.
But then the planning committee was taken over by another group: homosexuals, transexuals, and queers. They also didn't care what kind of party he wanted. They wanted to use his birthday as an excuse to have the party they wanted. It took a lot of effort, but eventually the homosexuals, transexuals, and queers were kicked off the planning committee and excluded from even attending the party.
Both groups complained that they were being excluded.
The man didn't give a fuck about them.
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