Dream On

I had a weird dream that a fantasy world was being built for me. I could enjoy whatever I wanted there.

Religious people tried to sell me the idea of being Jesus or some other messiah figure. I refused, but they persisted. The more they tried, the more determined I was to not let them into my fantasy world.

Then the queers tried to sell me the idea of allowing men play the part of women and women play the part of men. I refused, but they persisted. The more they tried, the more determined I was to not let them into my fantasy world.

They wanted homosexual and queer sex in my fantasy world. I refused, but they persisted. The more they tried, the more determined I was to not let them into my fantasy world.

And that explained, in my dream, "the Jewish question," because that was the group pressuring me to accept an "ew" that I did not want. And the final solution was to ban them from fantasy.

Pie Division

Once upon a time there was a pie that a Dad was to divide for three children.

One child was wearing a white shirt. They always got more than the other children, so they got much less this time. They complained and tried to say it wasn't fair, but they were ignored.

Another child wore a tie-dye shirt. They claimed to usually get much less, but that wasn't true. When they realized their lie wasn't convincing, they tried to steal the whole pie all for themselves. For these reasons they didn't get anything.

The third child wore a black and brown shirt. They were the ones who usually got much less, if anything at all. However, they didn't ask for more. They just wanted their fair share this time. For these reasons, they got the largest piece of all.

The Surprise Party

Once upon a time there was a man. His birthday was coming up and his friends wanted throw him a surprise party. They wanted it to be the best party for him, so they formed a planning committee and sought to learn what kind of party he wanted using discreet means of inquiry.

However, the planning committee was taken over at first by some religious zealots. They didn't care what kind of party he wanted. They wanted to use his birthday as an excuse to have the party they wanted. It took a lot of effort, but eventually the zealots were kicked off the planning committee and excluded from even attending the party.

But then the planning committee was taken over by another group: homosexuals, transexuals, and queers. They also didn't care what kind of party he wanted. They wanted to use his birthday as an excuse to have the party they wanted. It took a lot of effort, but eventually the homosexuals, transexuals, and queers were kicked off the planning committee and excluded from even attending the party.

Both groups complained that they were being excluded.

The man didn't give a fuck about them.